Holy crap! It's the new zumf.co.uk!

I'm back, and this time I have a site that works. BOOSH!

Not much content yet, but I'll be adding more as I go. If you're here because you're curious, WELCOME! If you're here because you know me, HI YOU! HOW'S IT GOIN'? If you're here because you're lost and are somewhat confused, WOULD YOU LIKE A BISCUIT?